1000+ Verbal Reasoning Punchline Questions and Answers - 1

Question: 1

In each of the following questions, an incident is described but punchline is missing indicated by a blank. After the incident, two statements numbered I and II are given. Considereing the incident, you have to decide which of the two statements fits as a punchline.
Wife!: “Why are you making such a scene if my mom just threw one of your suits out of the window?”
Husband: ………
I. “But I was inside out.”
II. “But your father was standing just outside the window at the time.”

(A) only I

(B) only II

(C) neither

(D) both with contrasting ideas

(E) both with same idea

Question: 2

Actress: “Darling, we’ll have to postpone our marriage for a short while.”
Actor: “But why? Don’t you love me?”
I. But Dilip Khanna had proposed me earlier.
II. But I just married another man.

(A) only I

(B) only II

(C) neither

(D) both with contrasting ideas

(E) both with same idea

Question: 3

The Manager reported to the Chief Manager, “Sir, Abdul has completely lost his hearing. What we do with him?”
The chief Manager replied -------
I. “Fire him. We cannot have deaf accountants in our office.”
II. “Do as you please with him; I am partially deaf myself.”

(A) only I

(B) only II

(C) neither

(D) both with same idea

(E) both with contrasting idea

Question: 4

Passenger: “Which end of the bus do I get off”?
Conductor : “…………….”
I. Either, It stops at both ends.
II. Either, you are a free man, aren’t you?

(A) only I

(B) only II

(C) neither

(D) both with same idea

(E) both with contrasting ideas

Question: 5

“Do you know a man with one eye naked Jackie?”
“I am not sure ……………”
I. “What’s the name of his other eye?”
II. “I don’t go and ask a guy his guy his name without any reason”.

(A) only I

(B) only II

(C) neither

(D) both with same idea

(E) both with contrasting ideas