1000+ Verbal Reasoning Punchline Questions and Answers - 2

Question: 6

A: “Has your wife stopped fighting with you.”
B: “……………….”
I. Yes, she died.
II. No, she is still alive.

(A) only I

(B) only II

(C) neither

(D) both with same idea

(E) both with contrasting ideas

Question: 7

Lady teacher: “Tell me, Rinku, what tense is I am beautiful”?
Rinku: …………………..
I. “For me it is future tense, ma’am’”.
II. “For you it is past tense, ma’am.”

(A) only I

(B) only II

(C) neither

(D) both with same idea

(E) both with contrasting ideas

Question: 8

Husband: “Drinking makes you look extraordinarily beautiful.”
Wife: “But I’ve not been drinking?”
Husband : ……………..
< I. “Why? Did you quit drinking?”
II. “No. But I have.”

(A) only I

(B) only II

(C) neither

(D) both with same idea

(E) both with contrasting ideas

Question: 9

“I wish to marry your daughter, Sir”. “Er, do you drink, young man?”
….…… asked the girl’s father in a stern voice.
I. “Yes. But Only on special occasions, sir.”
II. “Yes, But I don’t drink like a drum, sir.”

(A) only I

(B) only II

(C) neither

(D) both with same idea

(E) both with contrasting ideas

Question: 10

A friend asked Pramod “Don’t you ever take your wife out with you in the car?”
Pramod retorted “………..”
I. No, I just don’t feel like it.
II. No, I can’t contend with both of them together.

(A) only I

(B) only II

(C) neither

(D) both with same idea

(E) both with contrasting ideas